It's Memorial Day and I don't have to go to work today. Not that I requested the day off or anything, but Beefs is closed. I heard our fearless leader "Captain Breaceface", made the decision based on the fact that we'll have zero business. At first, I considered that a valid point. I further convinced myself of that point when I drove by Beefs yesterday after dinner and saw that the place had closed early.
Then I thought about something Ashley had told me. She had to work today at Target and was actually excited because you would get time-and-a-half.
And it hit me like a ton of bricks falling on my scrotal sack: Captain Braceface didn't want to pay anyone time-and-a-half for working on a holiday.
Maybe I'm being a bit consipiract theoristish, but the guy is a HUGE cheapskate. Plus, I'm always looking for more reasons to hate my boss. I'm thinking about going to a voodoo witch doctor and getting one of those dolls that I can stab with pins and needles. Except, I'd just throw it in a running garbage disposal.
Ok, since I have nohing to do today, my goal is to clean my apartment. Will it happen or will I succumb to my laziness once again and just sit around watching DVD's?
Tune in next time.
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