Paris goes to Jail

Hey Verne,

June 5th is nearly upon us. A day which will live in my mind as the BEST DAY EVER. (At least until the bitch dies.)

Why? Because the human tumor that plagues our existance will be heading to prison for almost a month. Yes, PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO JAIL!!!!!!!

Unfortunately, she'll be kept away from most of the bad inmates and will have a non-violent cellmate. However, at least she'll get a taste of how it feels to take responsibility for her actions.

I have been waiting for so long for this to happen. Paris Hilton is the absolute worst kind of scum. Rich, dumb, and famous for no reason. If I had one hand grenade, I would use it to blow up that human trouser stain. (And if I had two, I'd blow her up twice as much.)

Perhaps the power of a music video will help me lay forth my hatred. Citizens for a Better America couldn't put it any better.

(Caution: This Video is Hi-Rez, so you best have a fast connection ya hear?)





Oh, and if you want to learn about my fun trip to detroit, check out Brianne's blog over there in the linkage section. ---------->

Peace out homies,

~Nate-O