Hey Major Generals,
Today is Tuesday. Normally, it wouldn't be a big deal, but this particular Tuesday feels like a battle. At the moment, I am waging war on the relatively quiet "Bracken Front." The commies wouldn't think to look for me in here, but who really knows? Those commies are sneaky bastards.
While there is a break in the fighting, I'll update you all back at the homefront on my progress and what the likely strategy for the rest of the day will be.
So far, I've been a fairly busy soldier. I woke up at 6:30 after watching the horrendus beating the Colts gave the Steelers. However, I knew my early start was only the beginning.
I had a presentation in TCOM 204 this morning. We'll most likely have to chalk that one up as an early loss. It didn't go as well as I had hoped. We lost a lot of good men on that battleground. General Needham knew right where to hit us... and damned if he didn't hit us hard.
After that, I decided to re-group here in the semi-serene atmosphere of Bracken. I've done my homework for a future skirmish which I hope to escape from with a victory.
Next stop for my wary warriors is the North Quad Pass. Some of the older men simply have dubbed it "The Maze". I'll be taking on the French. Somehow they've been kicking my ass as of late and today will most likely be no exception.
After that, it's a quick march to my next battlefield... Speech Swamp. Seeing as how I'm prepared for this one, I expect to kick some serious commie ass. They'll never know what hit 'em!
Once I retire to the HQ for a few measly rations and maybe the love of a good woman, it's off to fight the war abroad. By abroad, I mean throughout Muncie.
(You know something... this whole war analogy was cool for a few minutes. Now, it's just kind of annoying. So let's drop it.)
Gotta pay rent, sign my lease, and get some food so I don't starve.
Then, hopefully, a nap!
That's it,
Nate-O
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