The Scoop

Hey fellow sexaholics,

It's been like a week since I threw up a new post. I almost feel bad for the three or four TGM fans who check this thing every day just to see what random crapness I may or may not have posted.

So, in response to the dozens of fake complaints I just made up in my head four seconds ago, here's an update.

- I have a new best friend/drinking buddy. His name is Freddy... he's my beer bong. We've had a couple of good times and many more are sure to be on the way. Especially for homecoming which, needless to say, is going to be an utter drinkapalooza at my apartment. Estimated start of drinking is 10 AM and it goes until multiple question marks. Freddy and I are looking forward to it. Hangover = Very Yes.

- Have you ever been depressed? Sure, we all have. But have you ever only been majorly depressed for 3 hours then have a good sleep and get over it? Yep, that's what happened to me on Sunday night. I went to bed bitching to myself about what my future is gonna be like... then I woke up and just wanted a bowl of cocoa krispies. You can call me weird if you must, but I happen to like the fact that I get over most of my problems with little or no fuss.

- It's time to clean up my links bar over there. Rob hasn't updated his blog in over two months. Seriously Rob I love ya, but holy crap sir... time to shit or get off the pot. NO MORE LINKAGE FOR YOU! (Soup Nazi rules.)

- This one is 'specially for the ladies... or for the guys who know ladies that like guys: I'm kinda desperate as of late. My porn is becoming way too predictable and I'm running out of wank-fodder. I've almost resorted to thinking about numba ten for ball's sake. So, if anyone knows of a quick and easy way for Nate-O to get some nookie, hook him up. He'd do the same for you. (Jake, you gotta try and hook me up with that Japanese chick... Suk Mi, or Poon Tang, or whatever her name was.)

- Halloween is coming up and I have no idea for a costume. Suggestions are welcome in this regard. Some things to keep in mind: I'm cheap, I'm not dressing in drag, and I'm fairly sure anything involving a bull whip or assless chaps is out of the question. Other than that, I'm pretty open.

- We're a little over a month from the one year anniversary of Teddy Graham Memories' first post. I may be having a small get-together at B-Dubs or something to commemorate this historic event. Beer will be on me!


Ah... I feel cleansed...


POA: 54%
Previous POA: 65%


Honorable Mentions
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Freddy: You rock sir... no doubt about it.

Robby: Roommates once again... big thangs will reign supreme once again.

Me: I dunno... I'm just awesome as always.


Now with zero calories,

Nate-O