Matrimonial Kegstands

Hey noobs,

This was an interesting weekend...

I think the highlight was at my cousin's wedding reception. They had a couple of kegs and before the wedding I jokingly said I was going to do a kegstand. (If you don't know what a kegstand is... then ask someone who does. I don't feel like explaining it.)

At the reception, my older brother brought it up and we decided to go for it. I think Miah and I have established ourselves as the party animals of the family. I'm sure my Great Aunt, who is a Nun, was really impressed.

(Oh yeah, and for the record, I fucking hate the Chicken Dance Song. What is it with wedding receptions and that god awful song?!?! I move it be removed from our culture along with The New England Patriots and chicks who don't put-out.)

I consider all this debauchery as warm-up for homecoming. I'm predicting a BAC of 0.29 and several pools of vomit. We're planning on starting the drinking at 10 AM and stopping at roughly 3:00 AM the next morning.

Getting through this week will be the real challenge though. Mid-terms, papers, and maybe a zombie invasion... it could be pretty bad. Let's keep our fingers crossed.

Oh yeah, the Ball State squad was able to pull off their first win. I can't say I'm too excited since we only won by 3 after five fucking overtimes. I have a feeling we could lose to Muncie Central.

Whatever, I'm still at home cause I'm too tired to drive back. At least I'll be able to listen to Bob and Tom in the morning. A real treat.


(POA and Honorable Mentions on hold until next time.)


Pimpin' all over the world,

Nate-O