What the hell!?!?!? (Sober Version)

Hey ducklings,

Yeah, I was pretty wasted when I wrote that last entry. Thankfully I was just sober enough to spell everything correctly. Maybe I just get uber focused when I'm drunk...

But, never mind that now. Let's explain in a little more detail what the crap happened on Thursday night.

After Amanda and I became "officially" in a relationship, I thought everything was going great. We hung out, I helped her with an english paper, and I took her shopping. All the things a good boyfriend is supposed to do, right?

Then, a bag of shit falls on my head...

Out of the blue, she IM's me. I kinda wish I still had the log but, I can generalize it.

ME: What's up?
Amanda: I've just been thinking
ME: thinking about what?

(MAJOR MISTAKE!!!!! I should've caught that red flag right away. But, me being a doofus didn't help)

To paraphrase the rest of the conversation, she says she thought we moved too fast and that we should just be friends and BLAH BLAH BLAH.

First of all, if you're gonna break up with me... HAVE THE DAMN DECENT COURTESY TO TELL ME TO MY FUCKING FACE!!! Or at least call me. This whole IM break up thing was pretty much bullshit. However, in hindsight, I think it's kind of ironic. We first started talking on AIM... only fitting that that's where we break up I guess. Still, it's a pretty big load of butt pudding if you ask me.

Second, if anyone cares, I think it's kinda stupid to say we can still be friends and "maybe" see if anything develops later. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK??!!?!? Never has that happened to me before and I'm sure many of us have had the same results with very few exceptions. Look, if you just want to be friends, tell me BEFORE we start dating. That will save me a shit ton of time, money, and wasted self-esteem.

Finally, don't think a simple "I'm sorry" is gonna make everything all peachy again. Maybe if you had told me in person, it would mean a little more. But, you didn't. It's not gonna work. I mean, I fell for this girl. And when I fall for someone, I fall hard. You could've maybe anticipated that.

Well, at least we only went together for two weeks. Saves me a butt load of resources.

But yeah, even though I feel a little better today, I'm still getting wasted this weekend. I'm not thinking of it as a depressed alcohol binge, it's a celebration. NATE-O IS BACK ON THE SINGLE LIST!!! Ladies take note.

POA: 35% (I got my car back and I have a bunch of beer to drink (and not drive)... this weekend looks to be a good one)
Previous POA: 25%

Honorable Mentions
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People who helped get me through this: You all rock hardcore.

Katie: Have fun gettin' inked.

Me: I'm still awesome... no matter how much bullshit goes on.

STOP... Hammer time,

Nate-O