Hey everyone,
Well, my latest attempt at a relationship lasted a whopping 4 official days. Is it just me, or does that score about a ten out of ten on the "How pathetic is that shit?!!?!?" scale?
It's time for me to face facts. The fish in the sea only tend to nibble at my bait. And, holy crap, have I spent a crap ton of effort getting the bait ready! I just don't have the mojo to hold down a decent girl.
Every god damn time it just seems to bite me in the ass. No matter WHAT I do as myself, it all ends up as some god awful excuse.
At least this time I plan on drowning my sorrow in alcohol. Hopefully, that will ease the pain.
POA: 25% (At least I don't have Polio. That would REALLY suck.)
Previous POA: 67%
Honorable Mentions
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Jake: We need to get wasted this weekend.
Aaron: You rock as a roommate.
Me: Jesus Christ on a crutch... I feel like HELL!
She fuckin' hates me,
Nate-O
2 comments:
At least your spelling was acceptable this time...that's something, right?
And I think I deserve an Honorable Mention...I haven't had one of those in a while!!!
Next time for sure...
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