Feel like being silly

Hey albinos,

There is a lot I could talk about. Hurricane Rita, the awesome Colts Defense, that hot chick in my TCOM 204 class, or even that it's Jake's 21st birthday. I've noticed, however, that when I talk about serious stuff I never get any comments. So, in order to alleviate that, it's time to be silly.

Ready... GO!

Have you ever noticed that there aren't clouds that look like cucumbers, hot dogs, or any other phallic symbols? Why is that? Doesn't mother nature get a hankerin for some good lovin' every once-in-a-while? I know I would...

Some people have weird accents. I want one of those. Maybe Scandanavian or possibly Norwegian. You never see many of those guys running around campus. I doubt there is ONE guy in Muncie named Viklas.

Who the hell came up with Easy Mac? I wanna shake that guy's hand. Without Easy Mac I could've easily starved to death a week ago. He deserves a monument in D.C. right next to the Washington monument. (Yo, Mother Nature, we built you a big dildo. Just lettin' ya know.)

Finally, Klub Layden. Did you guys hear about this place in the paper? Apparently this place is just one big orgy-laden, STD-infected, swingers club. The best part? IT'S RIGHT HERE IN MUNCIE!! As if I didn't have enough to make fun of this town about... now I get to make fun of the desperate people and middle-aged couples who go to this place. I wonder if they sell bio-hazard suits at Priscillas...?


Ok, enough being silly for one afternoon. I'm spent.

POA: 59% (Weekend's almost here... sweet!)
Previous POA: 50%

Honorable Mentions
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Jake: Not that you need another one, but happy birthday you sweet, sweet hunk of lactose-free cheese.

Swingers: Eeeewwwww!

Me: Being silly probably isn't one of my strengths.


All you need is love,

Nate-O