Monday, April 25, 2005

"Deficit" opens to rave reviews

Hey Siskels and Eberts,

Last night was the long anticipated opening night of Jake King's latest cinematic masterpiece! "Deficit" depicts the events of one wayward college student played by King who finds his perscription of Ritalin (tm) missing the morning after a series of events that can only be described as "random".

Starring some of the most venerable actors and actresses available during the tight filiming scehdule, the film brings together the genious of King's visions and his uncanny ability to keep audiences guessing about his style of movie making.

"I can't believe it's not butter!" This the comment made by Tony Hebenstreet who made his acting debut alongside other new comers to King's cinema such as Nick Freda and Joey Minutillo. However, all the old staples of the Villiage Idiot triology remain. Rob Butler, Ryne Dye, Nathan Baker, and Jake King himself all made appearances.

The triology of movies is rounded out with "Deficit". "The Hack" and "Stalemate" were the precidents.

"Im never making a movie again. This is rediculous," said King. "No, that's a lie. that's a DAMN lie. I'll be back next month."

This reviewer gives "Deficit" 4.5 out of 5 stars. Definitely a must see for all of you Jake King fans!


Current PoA: 65%
Previous PoA: 62%

Honorable Mentions:

-Jake: You never cease to amaze me.

-Joey: I can be dummb, REALLY DUMB!

-Katie: All hail "Nemesis": goddess of being awesome!

-Me: Class sucks my ass.


And the academy award for best supporting supporting actor goes to,

Nate-O

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