Night Staff... ugh...

Hey my peoples,

Well, I started my job as a Night Staff employee for one of the fine Residence Halls this morning. More specifically at 3:30 am this morning. Let me tell ya, it's gonna suck my balls.

If you ever plan on having that stinkin' job, let me give you the skinny. Not only do you have to be alert most of the time, you also have to have the IQ of a rabbit. Now, thankfully, I have both these skills but the whole thing could've ended up in horrible disaster.

After I finished my homework, I tried to keep myself occupied by watching some of the various videos on my laptop. What sucks is that while I was wirelessly connected to the internet, my battery decided to take a big dump of power that left me with only an hour-and-a-half of juice. The bad news: I had another two-and-a-half hours of shift.

As easy as the flippin' job is, I almost went insane for the hour I couldn't entertain myself. I tried reading the newspaper and doing the crossword puzzle. Nothing. I tried looking at ALL the classified ads. Nothing. I even tried counting to 1 million. Nothing. (I got to 234 before I decided it was stupid and slapped myslef in the face.)

Somehow I made it through. Needless to say, I'm making sure to take my damn power cord to work on Thursday morning. If I don't, then it's a good bet you won't be seeing me anymore because I'll go insane and try and hi-jack a bus load of Nuns and try and take them to Mexico. (BTW: What do you call a Sleepwalking Nun?

A Roamin' Roman...)


Current PoA: 61%
Previous PoA: 65%

Honorable Mentions:

-The people of Micronesia: I OWN YOU ALL!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!

-The people of Mexico: WATCH OUT, NATE-O's COMING!

-Katie: You put up with me.... why?

-Me: Wonderful, wonderful sleep. I love you.


Feeling groovy,

Nate-O