Pig? Me?

Hey everypeoples,

So I woke up today at around 10. I probably would've gotten up earlier if Skippy hadn't kept me up until 2AM talking about mundane crap and playing slap hands with Robby. Which is kind of a stupid game now that I reflect back on it. There's really no purpose for it except to pass the time and attempt to prove how pesudo-awesome you are. I guess there are better things to do in this world.

Such as talk to Katie on AIM for two hours. Not only a great way to start the day, but the best way to keep in touch with her when she's sick and doesn't feel like talking. Unless you're drunk or have something wrong with your hands, typing is pretty much the second best form of communication.

We got on the topic of College Humor dot Com. For some odd reason she pointed out that there are too many boobs on the site. Instead of whole hearted agreeing, I went the route of saying "Some would say there aren't enough."

Personal Note: DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE!!!

We suddenly got into a discussion about how most men are pigs and all they care about is sex and naked women. (Which I pointed out is mostly true.) In there somewhere, I guess I was pegged as a Pig. Now, I love the ladies, but I'm definitely not a pig in the intellectual sense. However, I am drawn to the beauty of the woman form (especially the naked variety).

I agreed to try and lighten up on my "pig-ness" a bit. This will occur in TWO main steps:

1. Cut down my viewing of pornographic material.
2. Not tell jokes and crude stories about the stereotypes of women.

Now, number 2 on that list shouldn't be too difficult since I rarely do it anyways. The Porn, on the otherhand, will be quite a bit more of a challenge. I've been single for so long that porn has been my only sexual outlet. Now that I'm gonna try and cut down, I could start to have withdrawl symptoms like when I went off my Mountain Dew a few months ago.

This is gonna be hard. (No pun intended)

PS: I helped Jake with his movie today. It's gonna be awesome.

Current PoA: 62%
Previous PoA: 63%

Honorable Mentions:
-Skippy: Don't keep me up that late again you cancerous growth.

-Rob: If I catch your damn sinus infection, I'm going to get angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

-Katie: I dunno, you're just awesome.

-Me: Let the new age of Nate-O BEGIN!


Canada Sucks,

Nate-O