Dedicated to my girlfriend... (but for how long?)

Hey pizza rolls,

I'm happy to report that the overall drama factor has decreased several hectares. That's awesome in the long run. However, on the girlfriend front, the drama keeps on keepin on. It's a real bummer, but life has somehow gone along without too many interruptions.

Here's the scenario, I left a semi-mean message on Kathleen's voicemail about 1 minute before she was going to call me on Sunday. I was mad cause she took an HOUR to call me. Afterwords, I found out she takes an hour to prepare for the day. At first I just shrugged it off. I mean, an hour? C'mon now. Takes me 15-20 minutes to get ready in the morning.

However, after consulting with Robby's g/f Bonnie about average lady prep time, I felt like a total douche. So I left tons of messages with Kathleen apologizing and stuff. And I can only hope she forgives me.

I finally got to talk to her this afternoon. She has agreed to see me tomorrow and talk shit over. Apparently we have "some stuff to talk about."

Now, the last time that happened, she broke up with me. That time, I didn't see anything coming. She just broke up with me out of the blue. But for some odd reason I can hear the train for Dumpsville comin' around the bend. I really hope that's not the case though.

However, how ironic would it be for us to break up not only on our 5 month aniversary, but also after we haven't even seen each other for over a month? I figure if she's gonna break up with me for some stupid shit like me fuckin' up because I'm anxious to see her and shit, then the recovery time from this dumpage should be relatively quick. Sort of like a bout of the sniffles of something.

So wish me luck tomorrow. And stay away from that freak Jack Frost. He's a sonofabitch.

Current PoA: 40%
Previous PoA: 50%

Honorable Mentions:

-Nick(Skippy): Yeah, Family Guy is funny. Now watch some Simpsons.

-Jake: Life is like Jake's room, alot of people like to be there but... um... this is a bad analogy. I need a new proverb book.

-Napolean Dynamite: I'll do whatever I feel like, gosh!

-Me: Whether high or low, single of taken, hot or cold, I'll continue to think the song "Banana Phone" is AWESOME!!!

Keep on rockin' in the free world,

Nate-O