Drama makes the dorm go 'round...

Hey Dudes and Dudettes,

So I'm back at the BSU once again. It's good to be back finally and I feel a sense of relief. However, after a few days the drama factor has gone ahead and risen by a factor of 56. So let's discuss for posterity's sake.

For some reason, Jake is going to be killed by an enraged fiance'. Apparently, the fiance' in question (Nicole's) has been hearing that Robby has been telling rumors about him or something. After a good 20 minutes of cell phone conversation, Robby is now mad at Jake and the shit's about to hit the proverbial fan.

I wonder why drama is such an important element in college life. My dorm, my fraternity, my relationship with Kathleen, and other stuff has all experienced some level of drama this year. It all (maybe) seems to be coming to a head. And I'd hate to be in path of the shit storm when lines are going to be drawn.

I'd rather go to Bermuda with Kathleen when that shit happens. Then again, I'm wondering whether or not my girlfriend even exists. I haven't seen her in almost three days since I've been back. I'm lucky to have gotten an IM conversation out of her, or else I'd be even more suspicious as to her whereabouts.

Along with some shit-tastic classes, this semester is shaping out to be a doozie.

By the way, have you ever wondered what monkey's are thinking at a given time? Like when they fling their own dung, what could possibly be going through those tiny little brains? Probably something along the lines of, "Hmm... I don't like that guy. Let's throw some crap at him."

Oh, I just realized in all my entries I've never discussed Mike and Deanna. How those sex machines slipped my train of thought I'll never know.

Mike lives next door to me with Shawn. They are some pretty cool guys and hang out with us on a regular to semi-regular basis. Last semester, Bonnie introduced her roommate Deanna to everyone. Apparently, Mike and Deanna hit it off and they haven't been able to stop fucking since. We like to call them the "Bunnies". The other day, I asked Mike what brand of condom he uses predominantly. When he asked why, I told him I was planning on buying stock in that particular brand. That's how much they have sex. There might as well be a "Mike" brand condom. "For Deanna's Pleasure"

Current PoA: 50%
Previous PoA: 60%

Honorable Mentions:

-Kathleen: I'm starting to forget what you look like. You have red hair... right?

-Mike and Deanna: You guys get more sex than me. Not hard to do I guess...

- Jake: I got your back man, just make sure I have a large blunt object or else I'm useless in a fight.

-Me: If I could eat a magic Jalepeno to make the drama end, I would eat four and two-thirds of them. Just to make sure.

Stayin' Alive,

Nate-O