I'll take a single combo with a side of underpants

Hey dumplings,

This was a day of ups and downs. The low part: Kathleen dumped me. The high part: I got new underwear in the mail. All in all, a neutral day.

Once again I'm in the market for the ladies. You know what I realize though? It took me 19 years to find a girlfriend as cool as Kathleen. But now I have to begin that search ALL OVER AGAIN. Like starting a video game over after playing halfway through the game when your power goes out and you forgot to save.

Like I said last time, this dumpage is easier to take. I'm not considering Kathleen in any way, shape, or form a "bitch". She was just at a crossroads I guess. Can't be too mad though, seeing as how we never did anything anyways. And by "anything" I mean anything of substance after the third month.

I'll still consider her a friend I guess. Not much logic in not having some sort of relationship with a girl even after we are done romantically. Who knows, maybe she'll realize that I'm one hell of a guy and she won't do much better. But, those are high hopes.

So ladies, the Nate-O is now available once more. I enjoy movies, making out, and vodka is my preferred alcohol. I'm not a jerk unless I get really cheesed off and I like red meat. No vegetarians please.

Now it is my intention to play video games and take out any remaining frustration I may have after this day.

PS: I'm still awesome.

Current PoA: 55%
Previous PoA: 40%

Honorable Mentions:

-Kathleen: No hard feelings. Just don't fall for an idiot/jerk/junky. Those guys suck.

-My friends: They stuck by me through this. They are ALL awesome. (Yeah, even Tony)

-Mr. Grey Gooose: I'd like to set an appointment with you for this weekend. Say 10:00pm Friday night.

-Me: Aint no-one gonna break my stride, aint no-one gonna hold me down...

Gotta keep on movin,

Nate-O


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Retrospective from 2008


First off, I don't wear any of those underpants anymore. I wore them out!

Secondly, I can't remember the last time I talked with Kathleen. Not that I regret falling out of friendship with her, I just was making a point of fact.

That was a pretty lame day, even though I tried to play it off. This was the start of a long four years of steady bachelorhood interspersed with a random girlfriend or some similar relationship every now and again. As of this retrospective, still no girlfriend or anything close to it.

Maybe I should try match dot com or something. But... no. Then I'd have to PAY to be a loser, which I'm more than happy to do and still have money to spend on booze.


~Nate-O from 2008