What?! No fucking pickle?!?!

Hey party peoples,

I seemed to have pissed a few people off in my last few posts. Truly unintentional I assure you. Major apologies go out to those who I pissed off. Please don't kick me in the teeth, or nuts.

I just got back from the "Sub Place" with my standard chicken sub, and I noticed they forgot to give me a slice of pickle. I'm about to explode with rage here. Who forgets a fucking pickle? I mean really, I feel like busting some skulls over this unfortunate series of events. Where's my goddamn shovel?

Thanks once again to the sucktastic Ball State Football team, I have to for the last time of the semester retrieve my car from the stadium parking lot. It's a bitch cause I gotsta get on the shuttle and ride out the the mofo and then bring it back to the dorm parking lot. It eats a huge chunk of my time and patience because the shuttle takes so long to get out there. BALLS!

I mean it's not like anyone is going to sit out in the cold and watch Ball State play another crappy team. I'd rather make out with a running garbage disposal than check out that shit. Why do we even have football here if we suck so bad?

You know what the university could use in place of a football team? Three words: Underground Parking Structures. Parking is at a premium on campus. Permits are ridiculously expensive, and they always over-issue them hindering our (the students) ability to park close to our place of business. U.P.S.'s provide protection of your vehicle from the elements and vandalism. Maybe I should propose this to the university...

So this has been a crappy past few hours and it's not looking to get any better until I can crawl into bed and head for some sleep. I'm sleeping in a whole lot tomorrow.

Current Percentage of Awesome: 48%
Previous PoA: 51%

Honorable Mentions:
-The Sub Place People: Don't forget my pickle again.

-Ball State Football Team: Don't forget your cups tomorrow.

-Me: Don't forget to be awesome.

Alledgedly Male,

Nate-O