A case of the "Fridays"

Hey mortals,

It's finally Friday. I got my TCOM homework done just now and thought I'd revel in my awesomeness by proclaiming it on this here journal entry. Yay for me!

I'm totally gonna take a nap after classes today. I gots me some sleep to catch up on. That little bastard can get away from you quick if you aren't careful. So I'm gonna beat him about the head with a shovel in a few hours. That'll show him who's czar around here.

Robby overslept this morning and promptly woke me up in the process. I hate oversleeping, but "undersleeping" is the devil! If I didn't think so highly of my room mate, I'd probably lay out a bear trap for him to step in. But he does "big things", which is hilarious if you think about it for a long enough time.

Tony is a weird guy that lives down the hall and hangs out with us for some reason. I'm willing to bet 20 rubles that he was dropped on his head as a baby. He creeps out the ladies, doesn't partake in drinking activities, and is really quiet. That is until he says something either incredibly clever or unbelieveably stupid. Tony needs to take some lessons in "smoothness", and I'd give him a coupon for a free lesson if I had one to spare. (He also always wears gym shorts. A true mark of a lame-oid.)

Anyways, more updates to come later today.

Current Percentage of Awesome: 51%
Previous PoA: 43%

Honorable Mentions:
-Robby: For the never-ending supply of cliche' catch phrases.

-Tony: He's a fucking weirdo.

-Me: For wanting to commit Tony to an asylum.

Wangtastically yours,

Nate-O