TGISunday

Hey dumplings,

I'm so glad the week has begun anew. I think I had the best night of sleep of my life last night. Like I was sleeping on a mattress of clouds and breasts. Or something like that.

I tried calling Kathleen three times last night. Apparently she had fallen asleep watching TV and didn't get my messages until 3:30am. Doesn't surprise me much, I mean come on... late night TV sucks nowadays. It's all infomercials selling automated dog washing machines or re-runs of "Hercules" starring Kevin Sorbo (the poor man's Fabio).

But, all in all, last night went really well. I can't site specific details for fear of getting my balls crushed in a pair of vice grips. But, the Chi Class we're a great bunch of sports and I'm really proud of them.

I got an uneventful week until the weekend when I head to good ole' Gosport, IN to visit the Grandparents for a hella awesome thanksgiving buffet thingy. Hopefully I can persuade the G/F to tag along and finally meet the family. I'm artificially keeping my hopes up on that one.

So I got Chapter tonight followed by some Kathleen time. Haven't seen her but five minutes this week. I'm having withdrawl from her hotness. But hey, it's better than crack and/or cigarettes. Or even rubber bands for that matter.

Current Percentage of Awesome: 65%
Previous PoA: 48%

Honorable Mentions:
-Rob: Go Brother Mr. Glass!

-Pudge: Go Brother Cornfed!

-Elsworth: Go Brother Captain Happy Pants Sanchez Ramirez Martinez the 15th!

-Mike: Go Brother Mr. Clean!

-Mark: Go Brother... uh... Go Mark!

-Sub Place People: Thanks for the pickles.

-Me: I'm awesome.

Happy Sunday,

Nate-O