Super Band

Here's my fantasy for the greatest band of all time.

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NOW SHOWING AT THE ROXY: "The Flying Cheeseburgers"

Musical Style: Death-Pop Blues Fusion

On Vocals: Joey (He just screams into his Mr. Microphone as loud as he can for 3-3:30 minutes for each song. Maybe saying one or two words.)

On Keyboards: Jake

On Triangle: Ryne

On Kazoo: Me (because it's the only instrument I know how to play)

On Wii Music: Juice (Joey's cat who, even though she doesn't has opposible thumbs, has mastered that fucking game)

On Lead Cowbell: Martha

On Rythym Cowbell: Brianne

On Bass Cowbell: Random person we pull out of the audience every night


Set List
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"I'm Snoop Dogg's MySpace Editor"

"Forty Oz. Steak"

"Cowbell: Play it FOOL!"

"Andre 3000 is my hero"

"Going to the free clinic"

"Insert Song Name Here"

"My God, this baked potato is horrible"

"Feet"

"Youtube isn't a tube at all"

"Who Farted? part I"

"Bobby Brown"

"I'm out of Cottage Cheese"

"Juice's Face Is Better Than The Soviet Union In 1975"

"Longest Kazoo Solo EVER"

"Who Farted? Part III - The Clonus Horror"

"Why the fuck can't I find my left contact lense?"


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And I'm spent.

We play Weddings, Funerals, and Bar/Bah Mitzvahs. Book us for your next event won't you?


~Nate-O