It's been about a month-and-a-half since I sat my computer, turned on blogger, and decided I had something to say. So, here's what I want for X-Mas this year. Santa had better fucking deliver.
1. World Peace: Not an unreasonable request. Can't we all just get along?
2. A Robot: You know, to clean up my messy apartment a la Rosie from The Jetsons. Not an unreasonable request... look what Honda did with that Asimo thing.
3. A GIRL Robot: This is self-explanatory... and not totally unreasonable. Have you seen what they can do with latex and CGI these days?
4. A BRAND NEW CAR: And it could be mine if the price is right!
5. My Own Radio Station: I could play whatever the hell I want and people would LOVE it. I'd bring back "Flawless Victory" and Steven Hawking could have his own show. The ratings numbers would be a Zip Code.
6. An Ipod,Phone, and Computer all in one: Do they make those yet?
7. Snow Shoes: Some years, Indiana turns into an arctic wasteland. I just want to be prepared.
8. Inner Peace: Can't I just get along with myself?
9. Dame Judy Dench: Rawr... what a fox!
10. My name carved with a laser on the surface of the Moon: That shit won't go away for thousands of years. WIN.
11. A McDonalds in my house: Did you see Richie Rich? Yes, I was jealous too.
12. 2 Million Dollars: Just in case the 1st million breaks down. You know how the economy is these days...
Hmm... I've run out of things. Oh wait, one more...
An X-Box 360 with some games.
Sounds like a solid list. Just 37 more shopping days left people, let's make this list happen.
~Nate-O
3 comments:
I'm pretty sure your most reasonable gift is the XBOX 360.
It's pretty awesome! But I hear the PS3s are nifty too...
i got SF a ps3 for our anniveresary...i won't lie. it's pretty bitchin.
an iPod, phone and computer in one. That sounds like it won't come out til 26 and a half century. Oh wait, nevermind, it's called an iPhone.
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