Death Proof Sucked

I was just sitting in my apartment trying to find something to watch and decided to check the On-Demand for a movie.

Low and behold, Quentin Tarantino's "Death Proof" was available and I figured I'd watch it because I'd already seen "Planet Terror" and figured I should at least finish the series.

After sitting through roughly half of Death Proof, I can see exactly why it was second billing on the Grindhouse feature. If I had not had my fast forward button available... I would've shot myself.

Death Proof can be summed up in 8 words: What the FUCK are you bitches babblin' about?!

Seriously, half of the movie is chicks talking about NOTHING! At least, nothing that helps the story progress as far as I was concerned. The only kinda cool part is Kurt Russel being a bad ass in the first half... until the end when he screams like a little girl. (Hope I didn't spoil the movie for anyone)

If I had sat through that garbage in the theater, I would've asked for half of my money back. I would've gladly seen Planet Terror in the theaters because it was cheesy but also entertaining! Death Proof would've made me fall asleep or yell out to the screen those eight words I wrote earlier.

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Oh, and I changed my car's air filter yesterday. Doesn't seem like much of a victory to YOU I'm sure, but I was still pretty proud of myself.

So today, I have quite a list of stuff to do.

-Finish unpacking
-Go Grocery Shopping
-Pay my bills
-Do a load or two of laundry

Whoa, somebody save me from this Saturday of work...


~Nate-O