Why I'm not sleeping right now

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH. (And other high-pitched wind noises)

That's why. It sounds like a freakin' hurricane outside my apartment right now. I checked the National Weather Service website and they say the wind is gusting above 50 MILES PER HOUR! (Factor in a 15 degree temp and the wind chill is about -3 degrees! FUCK!)

Thank Christ I don't have to go outside tonight, because I would be cursing like a sailor every time the wind picked up. I mean, I get the feeling my balcony is going to fly away or something.

I swear, if I go outside tomorrow and there is a big tree lying on top of my car, I'm gonna lose it.

Indiana weather can suck my asshole.

~Nate-O