What Are They Thinking?

I'm appalled. Flabbergasted. Enraged. Dumbfounded. Vexed. Disturbed. And slightly nauseated.

They (and I mean the ever-wise executives in Hollywood) are giving Larry the Cable Guy ANOTHER FUCKING MOVIE... and only three words came to mind when I saw the trailer:

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sure, he may be pretty funny on stage. But does that humor really translate to the big screen? Really Hollywood?

Are you movie executives that bereft of ideas in this writers strike that you all had to stoop to giving this waste of space another god damn movie?

If it weren't for the fact that I'm uber excited to see the following movies, I would completely boycott the film industry (in chronological order of release):

-Strange Wilderness
-Jumper
-Be Kind Rewind
-The Forbidden Kingdom
-Iron Man
-Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
-Kung Fu Panda
-The Incredible Hulk
-Get Smart
-The Dark Knight
-Quantum of Solace (The new James Bond Movie)
-Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
-The Day the Earth Stood Still

And, last but very much not least

-STAR TREK


Fuck you Hollywood.

~Nate-O


PS: I saw you're making Saw 5. Please, for the good of the world, STOP!!!