Pirates: A Review

Hey crab cakes,

Earlier today, Jake and I went to the WCRD IHOP Pancake Eating Contest. I didn't win... mainly because I suck at being a glutton. Jake did fairly well, eating five plates of pancakes (15 pancakes). However, the overall winner (Rob K.) ate EIGHT FREAKIN PLATES FULL OF PANCAKES!!!

The man is an animal.

Jake and I felt like total crap afterwords and decided to alleviate the pain with some movies. We first watched the MST3K episode "Space Mutiny". If you haven't seen this then you must be a martian... or just lazy. So go watch it.

After that, Jake told me he had gotten ahold of the Pirate Porn that I talked about in an earlier entry. Joey, Jake, Molly, and I all watched it. And brother, it was AWESOME.

First of all, the music kicked ass. It wasn't that lame "bow chicka bow-wow" music you normally associate with porn, but an actual musical score specifically for the movie. It made the entire experience way kickass.

Second, the main good-guy Captain was one of the funniest porn actors I've ever seen. He sounded EXACTLY like Zapp Brannigan from Futurama. Wicked awesome.

Third, the lesbian scenes were top-notch sexy.

There was a plot and stuff, but I didn't pay attention to that. I was more interested in the production then anything else... besides the sex of course. XD

If you've seen any lame pr0n, I suggest you check out "Pirates" because it will renew your faith in the art of XXX Cinema.



PS: I Heart Boobs


~Nate-O