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Hey peoples of the interweb,

I decided to do two journal entries in one day, but I didn't want to do a huge entry that involves big words. Therefore, here's a list Molly sent me to answer.

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Jam or jelly? Strawberry Jelly is the best.

Peanuts or cashews? Salted Peanuts rule!

Moisturizing or volumizing shampoo? Moisturizing is the way to go.

Flip-flops or stilettos (on women)? Flip-flops.

Flip-flops or stilettos (on men)? Flip-flops.

Coke or poopsi? Coke, cause poopsi sounds gross.

Sparkle or shimmer? Shimmer, cause sparkle sounds a bit girly.

Ice Mountain or Dasani? Ice Mountain.

Thetas or non-Thetas? This is a trap I will not step into. I love both my Theta and non-Theta ladies.

Boxers or nudity? Boxers, unless it's Naked Thursday.

French or calculus? I hate math, but I also hate French. If I had to pick, I'd calculus, just as long as I can use a calculator.

Light or darkness? Light!

Luke Skywalker or Frodo Baggins? Frodo sucks. Skywalker RULES! "Excitement? Adventure? A Jedi craves not these things."

Books or microfiches? Ha, microfiche is funny.

Broccoli or squash? Broccoli, yummy!

Sweet or sour? Sweet.

Salty or saltier? Salty is good enough for me.

Bubble Yum or Bubblicious? Bubblicious for sho.

Tylenol or Aspirin? Aleve.

Staples or paperclips? Papercilps.

Stephen Hawking or Vin Diesel? The Doctor Hawking is my Homeboy.

Special K or Mr. T? I pity the foo who doesn't pick Mr. T.

Cell phone or pager? Phone.

Google or Yahoo? Yahoo.

Napalm or nukes? Why be skimmpy on the explosion? GO NUKES!

Cable or satellite? Cable.

Dogs or frogs? Dogs.

Cats or bats? Cats.

Hoodies or mock-tees? I dunno what a mock-tee is. So, hoodie.

Straight-to-home video or rent-to-own furniture? I'll take the furnature

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Ok, tomorrow I'll talk about the Pirate Pr0n. Stay tuned!

~Nate-O