Pirate Pr0n

Hey all you scalawags,

The other day, I was talking with one of my lady fans, Kathleen. After some dynamite dialogue, there was some awkward silence. Then, out of nowhere, she starts talking about how there is this Porn Movie that has pirates and stuff in it a'la Pirates of the Carribean.

I was intrigued. So, I googled "Pirate Porn" and the first website was, indeed, the website for "Pirates". I went to the site and saw it has won something like 30 awards between 2005 and 2006.

I also watched the trailer and I must say it looks like some of the best acting in a porn EVER. Plus usual porno fare; sex, lesbians, nudity, etc...

Therefore, I am in the planning stages of putting together a "Porn and Chicken Nite" where I will go buy some buckets o' chicken and rent the Pirate Porn for all to see and laugh at. It should be a good time. So, let me know if you want in.

Oh, and I'll probably provide salad for those of you who don't eat chicken.


And, if you want to check out the trailer, go here. (PS: you should be at least 18 if you want to go to that website!)


Y'arggh bitches,

~Nate-O