Predictions '06

Hey people and robots,

It's about time I made my predictions for the 2006-2007 school year. Of the five predictions I made last year, a whopping ZERO percent actually came through.

However, I'm going to recycle prediction number 5 (with a few modifications) because it's more likely to come true this time around. Same goes with prediction number 2.

6: Somebody will have sex in my bedroom... (50/1)

5: Joey/Jake will get us addicted to some awesome video game and we'll want to play it 24/7. GPAs go down the toilet. (10/1)

4: I'll take the "Around the World in 180 Beers" challenge at Scotty's and finish in four months. (I can't resist a free T-Shirt) (20/1)

3: Ryne and Martha will end up going to Vegas one weekend and get married. Celebratory drinks will be on Jake. (15/1)

2: Mike and Deanna will have SO MUCH SEX that the friction will cause the roof over their bedroom to melt. (3/1)

1: We all go to Spring Break '07 in Cancun and I get naked on MTV. Ratings fall to an all-time low. I owe the FCC $2 Million. (2/1)


There we go my friends. PLACE YOUR BETS!


~Nate-O