New Pimp Mobile?

Hey peach trees,

The week of mind-numbing chores and cleaning is OVER! My brother's graduation party was a hit even though it rained outside. We had a good number of people show up... at least, that's what I was told. You see, I was out of action for a good three hours with a bad stomach ache and such. Not fun.

However, now that it's all over, I can get back to doing stuff I need to do. Such as, get a "new" car.

You might be wondering, "Hey Nate-O, what happened to the mini-van?"

Well my semi-made up friend, let me tell you all about it.

For a limited time, a '97 Chevi Cavalier is available for sale. $1500. A pretty sweet deal for a good looking car that runs well. (Yes, I test drove it.)

Unfortunately, I'm loosing several amaenities. For instance, I would no longer be able to ferry six drunk people around like I used to. The four-door chevy will only get three drunks. So, I'm a bit upset about that.

Secondly, I will have no more power windows or locks. Bummer, I know.

However, there are definitely some perks to a new car.

1. Not a tank.
2. Isn't rusting everywhere.
3. Gets WAY better gas mileage.
4. Will be slightly more conspicuous.
5. I can park the sumbitch without having to break out the radar and team of midget spotters.


All in all, the pros outweigh the cons. So, prepare to say hello to the NEW pimp mobile. Coming fall '06 to Ball State University.


~Nate-O