Birthday Wishes

Hey level 23 Paladins,

We are officially a week away from the summer solstace! YESSSSSSSSSS. That means, of course, that we are TWO weeks from my birthday.

Since most of my friends are now 21, my ultimate wish would be to have all of them come on down to Indyville for a Nate-O-rific birthday extravaganza filled with booze, strippers, jagerbombs, Taco Bell, drunk dials to people who aren't there, and beer.

But, there are a few problems with this little plan...

Numba 1: The 28th is a Wednesday. People have work. People don't like drinking during the week. People can't get down for a drunken orgy of fun for a single night. (Plus, I might have to work this night if I get my job at UPS. More on that later.)

Solution numba 1: Move the thing to the weekend. Duh.

Numba 2: That's the weekend of the 4th of July. Barbeques and firework-related injuries tend to take the lead over my birthday. (shit.)

Solution numba 2: I got nothing.

Number 3: Short Notice. If I end up actually putting anything together, 2 weeks is barely time for anyone to get time off work and schedule a trip to Indianapolis for drunken fun. (shit.)

Solution number 3: Nothing for this one, I'd be screwed no matter what.

Numero 4: Vegas? A trip to Vegas might be in the works as a birthday present for Mr. Nate-O. Seeing as how I've always wanted to go to the city o' sin, I'm not gonna pass up this opportunity if it presents itself.

Solution numero 4: Screw you guys, Vegas would rock my socks off.


Ok, a party doesn't look like a good possibility. Plus, I'm still burned out from my bro's graduation party. The idea of a party is simply nausiating at this juncture.

But, I did mention a piece of good news other than that fact that I'll be one more year closer to death. A JAY OH BEE, BITCHES!

Now perhaps working the night shift at a UPS distribution center as a package handler (haha, I know I laughed too) doesn't sound particularly exciting. However, the pay seems good (8.50 an hour to start part-time) and I'd finally making some money. Money is good. I have certain materialistic needs that warrant the spending of money. (Plus, gas prices are a major pain in the taint.)

My interview is thursday night at 11 PM. I dunno why, the computer just spit out that time for every day. Let's hope it goes well, a job would be mucho nice.

Ok, let me know if you'd be up for a birthday celebration the weekend of the 30th. I promise it will be fun with at least one stop at the strip club. YEAH! (Birthday lap dances are awesome.)


~Nate-O