In celebration of the fact that will no longer have any pre-planned contact with the malignant tumor known as Amanda Thompson, I decided to get fucking trashed last night. What was at first only going to be a few friends enjoying some video games and me getting shit-faced, it turned into a full blown party. Aaron had people over. I had people over. It was pretty sexy.
As I said in my last post, I planned on doing Jagerbombs. For those of you who don't know what those are, allow me to explain. A "jagerbomb" is a shot of jagermiester and a shot or so of Red Bull energy drink. Put them together, slam it back, and enjoy the German blitzkrieg that is a Jagerbomb. (The way I explain how a jagerbomb gets you drunk is pretty cool. Your fine for a few minutes and then... GERMANY!!!! Ich Bein Berliner!)
I started drinking at around 8:45. Beer Pong with Ryne was how we got going. We won a few games and then I quit because I started feelin the booze. I didn't want to get wasted on Beer... since I spent a bunch of money on Jager. So, I took a break and played some "Bullshit" with the gang. Once that was over, it was time to get wasted for real.
After a BUNCH of Jagerbombs and a Beer Bong, it was time to do an ultimate Jagerbomb. I recall this very badly, so we're going to go on a photo safari.
This is the "Bomb" that did me in. It's a huge shot glass.
For scale, that's Martha's hand. Yeah, it's that big!
"Are you kidding me??? I've got to slam this thing?!!?"
"This thing is fucking massive!!"
"HOLY CRAP!! It's not even midnight and I'm WASTED!!!"
"I LOVE YOU!!!"
"DAMN IT NATE-O, JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!"
Here I go...
Well...? Can he keep it down folks??
Of course I can!!! I'm a fucking CHAMP!!
As a matter of fact, I was trashed really fuckin bad. I was loud and generally pretty funny. I have a ton of pictures to help me remember. I cracked up this morning when I uploaded them. And get this! I didn't puke. Any other person would probably have keeled over after 6 bombs. I did an estimated 14, not counting the big sucker up there!
I'm glad to have so many friends to help me get drunk. Thanks you guys.
POA: 47%
Previous POA: I don't freakin' care.
Honorable Mentions
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Martha: Thanks for being the barkeep. You can mix like a pro!
Jake and Molly: You guys are great.
Mike and Deanna: I know you guys could've had lots of sex... But it's cool you both came over.
Ryne: We freakin' rule at Beer Pong!!
Carrie: You're a sweet kid. That's all I got...
Me: My new nickname: "Captain Fucked-Up" (Thanks Aaron aka "Smoke Screen")
Dishonorable Mentions
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Amanda: I don't hate you. I fucking despise you. Eat shit and die.
I love Jager,
Nate-O
3 comments:
That was, indeed, an awesome party. We all rock! Same time next week?
(nevermind, that's thanksgiving...)
Well, you get the idea! Sometime soon!
I must say...I always enjoy those photo safaris..
YEAH Sat. night was a blast! We're so great. ;)
In other news- if I ever meet this Amanda person, I WILL scratch her eyes out. I will let no one hurt both my Jake AND my Nate-O! I must stop her before she makes a career out of that shit.
And yes, your next fifth of Jaeger is on me...
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