It's Bitchin' Time

Hey elephant ears,

Wow, ok so I'm kinda drunk right now. But fuckin' A if I don't have a good goddamn reason. Amanda left me... again.

Well ok, we weren't really together in the first place. But, we were getting there. Or so I thought.

I was all happy and shit. I thought she gave me her heart. I thought I did everything right. Apparently, she doesn't know what the fuck she wants. I mean, I'm almost getting sick of being the nice guy.

You can ask pretty much anyone I know. I'm one of the nicest dudes in the world. I'll buy you alcohol. I'll pick you up from a party. I'll even loan you a few bucks for this or that. JESUS CHRIST!!! What the fuck is wrong with that?

I gave Amanda a second chance. I always give girls a second chance. It's like a failsafe program. Maybe they think they messed up and figured I was pretty cool. But, apparently, the girl is so screwed up that they pass up a great thing (namely me) for stupid "I just don't feel anything" feelings. WHAT THE FUCK??!!!?!?!

Seriously... I don't want to have to resort to being a dickhead to get some ass. Only "girls" like dickheads. I'm a fuckin' man and deserve a "woman". Do I have to wade through college without finding a woman who will appreciate how nice of a guy I am and how fucking awesome I am!?!! FUCK!!!!!!!

Whatever man... I bought a fifth of Jagermiester and I'll be doing Jagerbombs Saturday night. If only to get the bad taste of stupid girls who don't know what the fuck they are giving up out of my mouth. ARGH!!!!

Yeah, I'm drunk but I don't give a flying fuck. Girls suck ass. I'm willing to wait for that "woman" who will like me for me and know that she likes me.

In the mean time, Jagerbombs are my favorite thing in the world. ROCK ON!!!

POA: 34%
Previous POA: 65%


Honorable Mentions
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Jagermiester: You German dudes who produce this stuff rock my socks off!!

Me: I seriously running out of patience. If you know someone I can hook up with for some no-strings sex, please let me know.


FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

Nate-O


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Edit: I also could care less about what the bitch's friends think about me. They only talked to me a few times. Fuck 'em.