I WANT TURKEY

Hey Cranberries,

We are less than a week from the biggest day of gluttony of the year. That's right... I'm talking about Thanksgiving. I will be a part of three (yes, THREE) turkey dinners. I'll most likely O.D. on triptophan.

But, lets pause for a moment to remember why we celebrate this wonderful holiday. The Pilgrims, who were so uptight were kicked out of England, landed in Plymouth in 16...something.

Once they got there, they realized they had no fucking clue how to survive. They resorted to making friends with the local natives and shared in a big honkin' feast. After many years, they stole the land of the natives and named several professional sports teams after them.

Ah... kinda makes you wonder why we still celebrate. But, then again, any excuse for me to eat enough food to kill a small yak is a good one.

So, here's my prediction on what will occur when I celebrate Thanksgiving.

-I will be forced to get up early to help my Dad roast our bird. In between juicings, I'll be switching back and forth between the Macy's Day Parade, ESPN, and the James Bond Marathon.

-Once the turkey is done (around 2:00), we will gather around an incredible amount of food and eat til we can't eat anymore. Then, I'll take a 4 hour nap.

-FOOTBALL TIME!!! While eating a big turkey sandwhich and several re-heated helpings of dressing, casserole, and mashed taters, I'll do my best to cheer on the Cowboys or whoever they are playing depending on how I feel at the moment.

-PIE!!! Yes, this will be the moment when I devour my own Pumpkin Pie. And no freakin' whipped cream either. I eat my pie straight. Hell yes!!!

-Sleep. It will finally be time to call it a night. After a most productive day of giving thanks, I'll hit the pillow and head for dreams of turkey sandwhiches and gravy boats.


I'm so excited!! Bring on the food!!!!!!!


POA: 65%
Previous POA: 62%

Honorable Mentions
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Amanda: Be prepared for one hell of a date tomorrow. It will rock your world.

Me: This time of year... Turkey is my crack!


Gobble Gobble,

Nate-O