Party Central: Now Online

Hey unmentionables,

It's official, I am now a resident of Muncie Indiana. I love my apartment, I love having my own room, and I love cable internet.

I've been drunk the past three evenings. I have a feeling that will continue this evening at some point.

Unfortunately, I don't have much to talk about. I need people to get back so we can do funny shit for me to write about. In the interim, I wrote another Haiku.

The Apartment Rules
I've Never Been So Happy
Now Shut Up And Drink


I should be a goddamned poet.


POA: 83% (Now I just need to get laid and everything will be okay)
Previous POA: 72%

Honorable Mentions
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Aaron: You are the coolest (and blackest) roomate.

Peter Frampton: I like his music. It makes me feel happy on the inside.

Me: Now I just need to get laid and everything will be okay.



Back in the USSR,

Nate-O