Person 1: "Look! Up in the sky!"
Person 2: "It's an unladen swallow!"
Person 3: "NO! It's a DC-9!"
Person 1: "You are both retarded! It's SAM!"
Cheesy Announcer Guy: "That's right kids! It's SUPER AWKWARDNESS MAN! Able to say the stupidest stuff to people in order to make them feel as scared and awkward as possible."
Person 1: "WOW! Does he have any other powers?"
Announcer: "Well Timmy, not really. But he CAN make a wicked awesome Peanut Butter sandwhich!"
A bunch of kids: "COOL!"
Timmy: "I wish my dad could make Peanut Butter sandwhiches. He's been in jail for 3 years. Mommy says we're better off."
(Awkward Silence)
:: In a blinding light, SUPER AWKWARDNESS MAN comes out of nowhere. Which is totally not a superpower, he's just got a killer light-show and a parachute. ::
Kids: SUPER AWKWARDNESS MAN!
SAM: That's right kids. Timmy here has just proven himself to be a junior member of the "League to be Awkward".
Timmy: THANKS SUPER AWKWARDNESS MAN!
SAM: No problem Timmy. Now I must go and fight never-ending struggle against smooth conversations and cute anecdotes everywhere!
-Fade Out-
Cheesy Announcer Guy: Tune in next time as SAM finds a truly worthy advisary AND a new sidekick!
5 comments:
adversary or advisary?
Come on. Don't give me no guff. I'm doing my best with this tiny brain over here.
Seriously...it isn't like I point out every single mistake...just the ones that bug me most...
hehe, I wish sarcasm translated to to typed arts.
I can say awkward things. I want to join.
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