Well, as promised boys and girls, I need to announce Super Awkward Man's sidekick.
(Drumroll...)
SUPER AWESOME LESS AWKWARD SIDEKICK! (Or SALSA for short)
Of course, I will not divulge the secret identity of this sidekick. Because what the hell is the point of the "secret identity" if you can't keep a secret?!?! Kinda defeats the purpose of such a concept.
I'll tell this much though. It IS NOT... I repeat, IS NOT Kelly Hoke. I will deny this accusation until my last days. So quit asking you bastards!
Speaking of Salsa, I ate at Chilis last night with the one and only Jacob "The King" King. We had an awesome time making fun of fireflies and discussing other world issues such as "Did cavemen actually exisist" and "What does the word 'detoxify' REALLY mean."
Then I had a snort of Cocaine and went crazy. (or maybe it was sweet & low, I dunno. Who can tell these days?)
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EDITORIAL: I just realized that my acronym is spelled wrong. That's fuckin' funnny.
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