Entry #96

Well folks, we are fast approaching 100. I feel like a kid in a candy store with a shopping spree of $40,000. That's how excited I am.

As per a few requests, I need to set some stuff straight it seems. (Alliteration RULES!)

"i want to know why guys think it's so darn awesome that they've got a penis. no seriously, i'm curious. seeing as i don't have one, i'd like to know."
-Anonymous

Hmm... interesting question Nony. I'll go ahead and put my spin on this since my answer will differ from other guys' ideas on the subject. (And, let's face it, some guys have the IQ of a platypus. So maybe I can come off as pretty smart with this one.)

Why guys think it's great to have a wang:

1. We can pee standing up. I, personally, think this is pretty cool. It saves time in the long run because us guys have stuff to tend to. Such as: Mowing the lawn, drinking beer/wine/champagne/whatever liquor tickles our fancy, gawking at women, ETC...

2. It's genetic. This could be construed as a cop-out, but it's mostly true. Guys have been conditioned over generations of war and overall dominance that since we have wangs we are better suited to defend the home and bring home the bacon. (Side note: I like bacon. It's a pretty good midnight snack.)

3. Men are stupid. See! I'm admitting this publically!! As a gender, men do/say some pretty stupid stuff (like deep fry turkeys, pierce thier pancreas, or race thier go carts in the snow). Therefore, by simple logic, men think their wangs are the best thing ever because we are stupid and don't know any better.

There you go Mousy. Hope that clears up a few things (because that may be some good bullshit I threw together).

~Nate-O