"War of the Worlds" Prediction

I've got this funny feeling in my gut. No, it wasn't the Taco Bell I had today. I got rid of that with a round in the bathroom a few hours ago. This is something completely different.

Something tells me that Spielburg's new movie about martians is going to be an out-of-this-world suckfest. I came to this revelation about 20 minutes ago while watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force. (More on that in a minute)

I base my "suckfest" logic on Spielburg's last two movies. "A.I." sucked some major balls in my opinion. "Minority Report" also sucked, but not as much as "A.I." That movie just made me want to not have children. So, I infer from this limited evidence that "War of the Worlds" will be yet another overly-dramatic special effects laden fart-bomb of a movie.

Oh well, at least he's making another Indiana Jones movie. That's pretty cool. (His whip makes me happy in the pants)

Oh yeah: ATHF ROCKS MY ASS OFF! Holy crap, I wish I had been watching this show for a lot longer. If you like Adult Swim and you haven't seen the Aqua Teens yet, then you can't be my friend until you do. Just watch one episode. Then we'll be cool again.

If you have, in fact, seen an episode of the Hunger Force then I officially propose marriage to you. (Unless you're a guy. I don't swing that way.)

By the way: Is it just me, or does summer really suck right now?

I miss Muncie. But I really miss all my friends from school. Ah the times we had... DDR, Playstation 2/XBOX/Gamecube, making fun of Skippy, eating teryaki monkey feet, reading old 1970's issues of Playboy, working on that time machine for Uncle Marty, having sex with people (or not), getting wasted and finding weird ninja pirates in your room, banging on doors and asking if an individual is "hittin' it', wanting to kick the R.A. Nick in the face with cleats on, throwing rancid sacks of patatoes at Tony ... that was the life.

~Nate-O

PS: I turn 21 soon. My life is going to rock ten times more awesomer.


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Retrospective from 2008


Damn... I didn't actually think I'd be right about that movie being awful, but I was!

Holy shit, I was a freaking Nostrdamus for this one! Unfortunately, it seemed to be more of a fluke than anything else.

Oh, and I still do enjoy Aqua Teen Hunger Force. It kicks serious ass.


~Nate-O from 2008