I decided to go see the new Batman movie today. It was a decent flick but it could've dealt with the pacing a little better. The first act moved a little too fast and the entire plot jumped around a bit much. However, I'll say that Christian Bale is probably going to be an excellent Bruce Wayne if this first outing is any indication.
Ok, now I'm done with the serious stuff.
Batman is probably the coolest "non-super" superhero (Aside from me of course). I think we need to think of a new word for these heros that have no special abilities other than the fact that they are intelligent, know kung-fu and have cool gadgets and guns and stuff. "Gadgethero" would be a good moniker for these guys which include: The Punisher, James Bond, The Bride (from Kill Bill), Charlie's Angels, Indiana Jones, and even Austin Powers... YEAH BABY!
I went to McDonalds after the movie and got some Big Macs. Holy delicious sandwich Batman! I have a feeling I could live off of Big Macs if given the choice. The only problem is that the fries are the thing that makes you a fat ass. But I love the fries too!
Ugh, if life wasn't this complicated I'd be a full-time superhero. Call Me: SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS MAN!
(This post is dedicated to Kelly Hoke: SHE MADE ME DO IT OFFICER!!)
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Kelly Hoke makes my butt shiver.
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