A Pirate's life for me?

"Ah yes me hearties, it's that time of my life where I throw off the shackles of me normal life and head for the seven seas! Yeeargh, this be the time of me life!"

"Avast ye scoundrels, come with your Capn' Nate-O as we explore the ocean blue and drink the grog 'til we be good 'n drunk off our arse. We'll plunder, pillage, burn and otherwise run-a-muck around the seas searching for our treasure and booty. Hopefully more booty than treasure! Yeeargh!"

"First order of business, of course, is a ship! Aye, and a grand ship it will be! I was thinking something like this:"

"Yeeargh, all chrome me bitches! (Xibit can eat my rosey buccaneer arse!) We'll stand out among the pirate community with the shiniest ship on the mighty seas! Now, we need a good figure head..."

"Aye, she might ask for a ninth of our plunder, but by damn she's something to look at! She be named Felicity, and we also agreed to name the ship after her."

"So, I christen thee: 'The SS HotChick!' "

(Oh yeah, she also needed a full health and dental package. What a bitch.)

"Yeeargh, me financial backers may have told ole Cap'n Nate-O he be insane for wanting to pull such a crazy stunt. But, I have no time for here-say and mischief of those land-lubbers! There be plunder and booty to find! So weigh anchor you scabrous dogs! The SS HotChick is making sail for adventure!"

---To Be Continued---

~Cap'n Nate-O

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Retrospective from 2008

Holy shit... I still love this entry. It makes me remember why I actually started this blog way back when. It's just a fun place where I can sometimes share my weird ways and (hopefully) make my friends chuckle at the same time.

Hell, I still have my "Jolly Roger" flag hanging in my living room. Being a Pirate would pretty much kick ass.

~Nate-O from 2008