"Well maties, time for an update! Me chrome-plated beauty showed up at me house all ready to set sail. Problem is though... it sank. So I had to get a new ship. Not as fancy and it ain't got the bloody XM radio like I wanted. But Cap'n Nate-O can't be bothered by such things. So, check out me new ship, the SS HotChick 2.0"
"Aye, it not be as fancy, but at least she has canons. You never know when me may be attacked by some other plundering goofs who call themselves Pirates! Yeeargh, I'll laugh the day they try and board ME ship!"
"The last order of business before we set sail be getting a proper crew of mates. I had to search high and low to find the right sort of buccaneers for me vessel. After a night of grog and a few favors called in later, here be my crew."
"Aye, they may all have scurvy and/or syphallis, but they be a fine crew indeed! And they know how not to bitch about being on a shoe-string salary. Cap'n Nate-O needs a good treasure plunder to get back into the black. And what better first mate to help then the most ruthless and fearsome Pirate this side of Morocco. Jerry "The Babyface Butcher" Malloy!"
"Yeeargh me hearties! We finally be ready to find the booty! Make sail we shall, for we sail for adventure!"
-To Be Concluded-
~Cap'n Nate-O
1 comment:
What the fuck? Good work.
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