How to spend 5 dollars at Taco Bell

I mean EXACTLY five dollars. I almost crapped my pants when the lady told me. It was like the best thing that has ever happened to me. (Up to this point at least)

Let's set this scenario up so everyone can try and get into the mindset I was in at the time.

I dropped my sister off at Dairy Queen so she could go out with her boyfriend who drove all the way from Louisville. After a 45 minute debate on how to pronounce "Louisville" I decided to get some lunch.

I vaguely recalled seeing the end of a Taco Bell and said to myself, "You need Taco Bell god damn it."

I agreed and made a b-line for the nearest "Bell". Thaknfully when I arrived, there was no line. I was already psyched about that. So the little mexican lady came over and took my order.

"I'll have one chicken caisadea, one spicy chicken burrito, and one soft taco supreme to-go."

After adding in 33 cents of tax, the little screen said "$5.oo" and the lady confirmed it seconds later.

My jaw dropped. Once again I said to myself, "Dude, you were awesome without meaning to be."

I agreed and took my receipt. After about four minutes I got my food and went home to eat it. All the time I kept thinking how awesome it was.

That will now be my standard order whenever I have five dollars and crave food. As much as I would've liked to keep that a secret, I thought the general public would be interested. Hell, how often can you spend exactly five bucks anymore?