Mountain Dew... Nate-O's crack?

Hey one and everyone,

Getting back into the swing of journal entries has been a trip. I mean, I'm already feeling better about my situations around here. That makes me happy because I'm not a hobo anymore. I should buy everyone a candy bar for their support. (Ok, so I'll buy Rob, Skippy, and Kelly a candy bar. I'm a cheap bastard afterall.)

Onto the topic of this here entry. I think Mountain Dew had become the elixir of my survival. I don't go a day without drinking at least one 20 oz. bottle of the sweet, sweet nectar. Sometimes I feel like a crackhead if I don't have some. "Hey, my name is Tyrone Biggums, and I drink DEW!"

There was a time a few weeks ago where I was sick. It happened right after I took Mountain Dew out of my diet while I was starting an exercise regiment. Now, Skippy thinks I'm full of crap, but I'm sure it was due to the fact that I stopped drinking my crack-water. My body had become so dependent on the caffiene and/or high fructose corn syrup that without it, I was prone to disease.

Maybe I need to get some help. I wonder if "Betty Ford" has room for my case.

"Hello, my name is Nathan and I'm addicited to Mountain Dew."

(shivers) Sounds pretty pathetic. Or maybe that's just the shakes from not having a dew for a few minutes...
dang withdraw symptoms...

(pops open a bottle of Dew)

Well, it's time to drink up. Remember people, do the dew and all your troubles will be few. Yes, this is my new motto. Just be glad I'm not a rapper or anything. I'm too white for that shit.


Current PoA: 46%
Previous PoA: 35%

Honorable Mentions:
-David Hasselhoff: I dunno why, you just fucking rule!

-Rob: I'm jealous of your hickeys.

-Cookie Monster: Fuck PBS. YOU NEED YOUR COOKIES!

-Me: Crack is whack... Dew is for YOU!


Do you feel like we do,

Nate-O

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Retrospective from 2008


I'm still addicted to Mountain Dew.

I'm sure if you stretched all the cans of Dew I drink in a year end-to-end... it would be enough to reach the moon. Fairly rediculous.

I think I've said this before, but at least being addicted to Mountain Dew is better than being addicted to heroin or oxycotin. So good for me... I guess.


~Nate-O