Holy Crap, it's NATE-O!

Hey peoples,

So, it's been almost a month since I did a post in my little journal here... how lame is that? For some reason I just haven't had the motivation to write, let alone try and entertain people. But, I'm gonna give it a shot here right now. So... (ding, ding, ding) LETS GET READY TO STUMBLE!!!

"Alcohol can cause brain damage". This is what I'm "learning" at the moment. Whilst I write this entry, I'm listening to my online Alcohol Sanction course. This is because of shit that happened over a month ago. As you can tell, I really don't give a rat's asshole what the tape is saying. I just have to pass an exam and go to a meeting a few weeks from now. I should go to the meeting WASTED and yell stuff like, "When I drink, I like to touch myself..." or, "When I drink, I find Oprah Winfrey to be a sexy beast!"

Oh yeah... I don't have a place to live next year. At least in the official sense. So, as of now, I'm a hobo. If you'd like to let me live with you, I'll do my best to keep my hobo-ness at a minimum. I'll even shower! Now that's a deal you can't afford to pass up.

To be a ZBT, or not to be a ZBT... that is the question I am pondering this week. What I have to decide is... can I sleep at night knowing I'm not a ZBT? I'm leaning towards "yes". But, like the shitty weather forecasts that have gone down this week, it'll probably change 3 or 4 times before Sunday when I have to make my decision.

At least I've been able to take my stress out on some digital alien bastards! Halo and Halo 2 are helping me through these stressful times. Thanks to the good people at Microsoft, I have a reason to ignore my personal problems and concentrate on killing shit and blowing them to smithereens! I love technology.

JAKE IS BACK BITCHES!! Granted he's not at 100% "Jakeness", it's just good to know he's back and letting the mononucleosis know he's not a fucking pussy. That's what I admire about Jake... he's not a pussy. Now if I could only be more like him...

I'll be getting a job soon checking the drunks into Woody/Shales at the fucking vampire hours. Sure I'm not gonna like it, but at least I'll have money. Which is, of course, the conerstone of a good education. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to order pizza, buy pornos, and pay women to touch my genitals with a rubber chicken. MONEY IS ESSENTIAL PEOPLE!

Current PoA: 35%
Previous PoA: Hell if I know...

Honorable Mentions
-Jake: Kick that mono's ass good!

-Kelly Hoke: I stopped being a slacker for five minutes! You should make out with me...

-Kevin Thomas: You rape yourself with copper tubing... you sick bastard.

-Me: For some odd reason, I'm still awesome. My self-esteem RULES!


Always something there to remind me,

Nate-O


PS: I'm thinking about letting other people post in my journal. Let me know if you're interested.