Stuff That Doesn't Work #4

Please read the following...


Wow...

First, I can hardly believe a school newspaper actually published this opinion. It's pretty much the biggest piece of FAIL ever put in a public form of literature. (Yes, even worse than anything written by L. Ron Hubbard.)

Secondly, the absolute horrendous use of the English language is appalling. I'm no journalist or writer by any stretch of the imagination, but holy shit! I about threw my computer across the room because I was so mad. Spelling errors, run-on sentences, sentence fragments... it's absolutely ridiculous.

I'm only going to briefly mention her name... "Lynzee."


Just think about that one for a second. I'll wait.





WTF?!?!?!?!




If her parents actually named her that, they are just as big of failures as their daughter. (When I went to spell check this entry, the computer vomited when it realized I didn't want to change the spelling of that name.)

Of course, the glaring part of the "article" above that sticks out like a Chicago Bears fan at Lambeau Field is the idea put forth in it. To paraphrase: Women shouldn't have to go to college and should otherwise marry men who SHOULD have to go to college so they can support their wives...

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

Oh and I went through through this piece of shit three times and Lynzee never refers to the female gender as anything other than "girls". I think this revelation says everything about not only who wrote it, but what some "girls" actually think these days.

Only a "girl" would have the mentality to think they don't have to or shouldn't work because they are, and I quote from the article, "...too busy with their life and family."

Fuck me runnin'...

This article makes me glad that some women had the sheer balls to burn their bras and demand equal rights from their male counterparts. I know it hasn't happened completely in our society, but we certainly have gotten much closer than we were years ago. Lynzee is in the rare minority of women who subscribe to the 1950's way to doing things. (Excuse me, Lynzee is a "girl", not a woman.)

So, if I may be so bold... Fuck You Lynzee. If I ever have a daughter and she even thinks like you for a split-second, I'll slap her upside the head.

But I hope you find that guy who's dumb enough to marry you and support your lazy ass... which is all you are: LAZY. You write an entire article (badly if I may remind you) that tries to, yet fails miserably in validating your laziness.

I hate you and all that you stand for Lynzee. Please go jump out of a plane without a parachute... the world will be better off without your ilk.


(Rant Over)

~Nate-O