Ninja Warrior

Hey athletes,

I've been watching the good ole NINJA WARRIOR marathon on G4 for most of the day now. If you haven't seen this show, you fail.

I mean, this guy is freakin awesome:



I want to go on this show just to show how I'm in the worst shape ever.


...

Wait, on second thought, I better bulk up a bit. If I do well, I might get some Japanese tail. OOOOOH.

~Nate-O