Big Freakin' Sunglasses

Ok, no more depression. We're moving straight on to frustration and there is ONE thing I'd like to dump all of my anger out on at the moment.

Those big fuckin' Jackie O sunglasses that chicks like to wear these days.

I've been able to stomach this phenomenon for a year or so and just thought it was a fad. However, women continue to wear these things. You know what I mean...



Yeah, now you know what I'm saying. They make your face look like a fly or something. Why would you want to make your face look half as small as it actually is?

Jesus, it's just so annoying.

Therefore ladies, I emplore you... TAKE OFF THE FREAKIN' HUGE SUNGLASSES!!!

If you want to waer big ol' sunglasses, wear aviators. They still look cool and make you feel like Tom Cruise before he went insane. You know, the awesome Tom Cruise who hung out with Goose and Iceman.

RIP Bro.

~Nate-O