Freakin' Finals...

Hey bookworms,

It's that magical time once again everyone! It's FINALS WEEK!!! YAY!

Actually, the world would be a much better and happy place if the entire idea of finals was irradicated from the College lexicon. Especially cumulative finals where you suddenly have to study 5 months worth of notes. I'd rather shave my scrotum with a rusty razor.

This is also the time of the year when most of my friends go into hardcore study mode. Almost every waking moment of their lives over the next few days will be planted in a notebook, text book, computer screen, or flash cards. It's rediculous.

You might be asking yourself, "Nate-O, aren't you going to study for finals?"

Yes. Yes I am going to study for finals. However, I have a pre-determined method for studying. I always factor in my procrastination skills and then study at the very last minute. So far in my college career, I've done a pretty good job. I think of it as a gift.

The only two finals I'm worried about are French (which I really wish was a dead language) and Speech. So I might forego the above mentioned strategy and activate some legitimate studying habits. Actually, I will be studying pretty heavily for French. I'm not letting that frog leg eating whore get her rocks off from seeing me bomb that sumbitch. I'm gonna kick the ever-loving shit out of that final. I will make it my bitch!

Other than that, I'll be working on moving out of my apartment this week. I'm not sure how the hell it's going to go, but I hope I don't run into any unexpected problems... (knock on wood)


Time to 1st Final: 4 hours, 45 minutes
Time before I make the French Exam my bitch: 3 days, 2 hours, 30 minutes


I'll try and do another entry this week about my plans for the summer. So stay tuned friends.

~Nate-O