Chewbacca

Hey all you scoundrels,

Even though I did a post earlier today, I suddenly got inspiration from watching "I Love the 80's" on VH1. As the title suggests, I'll be discussing how freakin' awesome our favorite Wookie sidekick really is.

I have come to the conclusion that Chewie is the best sidekick/pal/co-pilot in the history of the universe. I mean, who else can have that much hair on his body and still be considered one hell of a dude? (With the exception of Ron Jeremy of course.)

NOBODY!!!

Let's take a prime example of how cool of a friend Chewbacca really is. His relationship with Han Solo.

Now, I firmly believe that Han would've been dead by the time Episode IV rolled around. He's a wreckless, uncouth, smarmy sumbitch who gets in more trouble than Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, and James Brown COMBINED! He'd either have been captured by the Empire, Killed, or been Jabba the Hutt's personal anus scratcher... BUT, he met Chewbacca along the way. Since then, Han dodged enough bullets to help Obi Won, Luke, and the rest of the gang destory those imperial assholes.

Chewie even helped save Han's sorry ass from being Jabba's hood ornament. Now if that isn't friendship, I don't know what the hell is.

Ok, maybe you're not convinced . So let me go ahead and present the icing on the cake.

Most people know how much I HATE George W. Bush. I fucking dispise the asshole and how much of an idiot he is. His administration is slowly but surely flushing this country's good name down the toilet. If I had the chance, I'd hand him a dictionary and tell him to shove it up his ASS.

However, if he somehow had a chance to run for president for a third term, AND his new running mate was Chewbacca, I WOULD VOTE FOR THAT DUDE IN A MILLESECOND! Chewie would single-handedly turn that bullshit a full 180 degrees, pull our troops out of Iraq, get rid of our national deficit and debt, then rip Dubya's arms out of his sockets. Because Wookies are known to do that shit.

Plus, I'd change it so that after Goose dies in the middle of the movie, Chewbacca would've been Maverick's new RIO in "Top Gun". As much as I like Tim Robbins, he just didn't fill the shoes of Anthony Edwards in that movie. Chewie would've kicked that rolls' ASS with cat-like efficiency.

Oh yeah... and I bet Chewie has a tremendous wang. The man has got to be a P.I.M.P.


Honorable Mentions
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Chewbacca: Play on playa'. Play on!

Me: Entry 199 is complete. Stay tuned for NUMBA 200! It's gonna knock your panties into the next dimention.


Punch it Chewie,

~Nate-O

P.S.
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For those of you who didn't already figure it out, the anonymous comment leaver named "Me" is actually Amanda. We are friends again and I'll refer to her as Amanda from now on.

Amanda: You rock!