Things I'd Rather Be Doing...

Hey platypi,

It's Thursday. It's cold out. I'm skipping Walking class. Why am I skipping walking? Because I'm fucking sore as hell after Professor Dinosaur had us lift weights on Tuesday. Since I haven't lifted weights for about 3 years, it was a pretty big shock to my system and I'm now paying for it dearly.

Besides being really sore, I'm also really tired for some reason. I've been getting plenty of sleep, but for some reason I feel like I could pass out and sleep for about 20 days. Not fun times.

So, I got to thinkin' about what I'd rather be doing then sitting here in the Library writing a journal entry. Here's the top 5 I came up with.

#5- Watching TV - I realize this is a bit of a cop-out, but it's freakin' true. Since I still don't have internet at my apartment, I've rekindled my relationship with the idiot box. However, this is a bit of a double-edged sword. VH1 and MTV aren't helping matters by only playing their stupid versions of reality TV. For one thing, I already dispise reality TV. Pretty soon I'll have my own show called, "Nate-O's Boring-Ass Life" and it will star me as a boring sumbitch with no internet in my apartment watching stupid reality TV all day long. Ratings will go through the roof.

#4- Having Sex - Again, this is no surprise. A little lovin' could go a long way to cheer me up. The problem is that I have a problem finding the will to go out and pick up some random freshman slut with a big rack. I blame television for my lack of playa' skillz.

#3 - Drinking - A few shots, two or three beer bongs, and a rum and coke and I'll be good to go. Go where? Well, I haven't thought that far ahead. But, I do know it would be far, far away from here. Maybe Arkasas... or Little Rock.

#2 - Be on tour with the Beatles - Don't judge me people... I love the Beatles. Yes, I know half of them have kicked the bucket, but this is all hypothetical anyway. I'd totally be the fifth Beatle, playing the kazoo and banging all the chicks that wouldn't tocuh Ringo with a ten-foot poll. Plus, all the LSD would be pretty awesome too.

#1 - Sleeping - This one was obvious.


More cool journal stuff later,

~Nate-O