St. Patty's Day Aftermath

Hey green peoples,

The St. Patrick's Day Extravaganza was deemed a success. There was much people, beer, and drunkenness. All in all, I had fun... and that's really all that matter in the long run.

That isn't to say the party had it's low points. I learned a few tough lessons and one pretty awesome lesson after all was said and done.

Lesson #1: Don't try and bong tepid Killians Irish Red. This will only end in disaster and embarrassment. Thankfully, I was able to shake it off and continue with the party. (This lesson is vague for a reason. So don't ask me to fix it because I won't.)

Lesson #2: No more pretzels at Nate-O's swarees. I have more pretzel residue on my floor than a redneck wine tasting. This wouldn't be such a big deal if I had a vacuum cleaner. So, until futher notice, there will be no snacks provided at my drinking get-togethers.

Lesson #3 (The good lesson): Bailey's Irish Cream + Buttershots Schnapps = Awesome! The shots, which I found out are actually called "buttery nipples" were really tasty. They have very little bite when you take the shot AND have a nice butterscotch aftertaste. Definitely my second favorite shot next to Jagerbombs.


I was going to do a photo safari, but that would've taken too long. Plus, I'm at the library again and didn't feel like it.


Viva la Nate-O,

~Nate-O