At this moment, I'm a bored son-of-a-bitch. I saw some stuff today that I might like to share with ya'll.
-Guys who where jeans cut for women: Ok you guys... I dunno who the crap came up with this concept, but I find the whole thing STUPID! You primarily see in this in the "punk" or "goth" guy crowd. These jeans are so fucking tight that they could cause utter scrotum shrinkage within an hour.
It's time to put this baby to rest. I'm not saying these guys are gay but they look that way! Enough is enough.
-Wal-mart greeters in Muncie: I swear to christ these people make me mad!
I've lived in this town for the better part of three years and I have never ONCE been told "Welcome to Wal-mart." Just today I went to pick up a few items. The lady in front of me got a big smile and the standard greeting. Immediately behind was my eager and smiling face. The bitch took one good look at me and clammed the fuck up.
I seriously think that Wal-mart hates college students. Sometimes we want to be greeted too! It's bullshit stereotypes that make people hate college students and Wal-mart is having their greeters pander to it. Next time I go and I don't get at least a "Hello", I'm gonna go up to them and begin retelling my entire day to them. Maybe if I pretend to care TOO much, they will learn to treat college students just like everyone else.
-Funny Picture:
I think this one pretty much sums up the difference between the two genders.
POA: 56%
Honorable Mentions
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-Robby: You're a pretty good roommate so far. Keep up the good work.
-Everyone else: You all rock too. Way to go!
-Me: I'm wearing new pants... they feel nice.
We all live in a yellow submarine,
~Nate-O
1 comment:
Soo...you might be on to something about this whole Wal-Mart greeter thing.
Although...if I was an adult and I was working at Wal-Mart...I'd probably hate those with a brighter future than me too.
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